First off, let me tell you something bud…I’m calling the shots here, so don’t get on my bad side. All of the crap you see here is the things that either piss me off or things that defy explanation in normal terms. There are a lot of things in this world that piss me off, but very few will ever make it. Ahem…lemme clarify a couple of things before I begin. Number One: I think that expressing yourself in words to release anger is actually good for you. Number Two: NO, I’m not a friggin’ head-shrink, nor have I ever been to one. Number Three: In real life, I’m not an asshole – no matter what people say about me. What? Yeah, so what if there was more than a couple…WHO GIVES A FUCK? Not me.

You know the feeling. You take your TV to the repair shop and the guy tells you there’ll be a $20 estimate to see what’s wrong with it. You go in a few days later to check and see what the problem is with it, and you’re greeted with a bill for $139.50. WTF? Yeah, WHAT THE FUCK?! You were expecting to find out what was wrong with it first, then decide on fixing it right?

Still don’t get it? You know or meet someone that you go to the hardware store with. He buys $200 worth of 2x4’s and plumber’s tape that he’ll never in a million years use. Afterwards you go to Burger King with him five miles away, passing up a Wendy’s or McDonalds in the parking lot of the hardware store just to get 99-cent burgers and a senior citizen discount on his drink. WTF? Why the hell would he waste the damn gas to go five miles out of the way to save maybe a buck?

Getting the hang of it now, eh? Well, I tell ya, there are fuckin morons all over the damn place and at times it seems like they are all after you.

In this soon to be labyrinth of pages, you will find all sorts of situations where all you can say is WTF? Hell, I may even add a place to post your own WTF stories. I think everyone will get a kick out of that.